*“There are two different categories of love. The first category is called a fairytale. The second category of love is called just another lesson”*

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the next ed sheeran album will be called minus. then divide. then he’ll hit him with a bit of the quadratic formula. the pythagorean theorem. slope intercept form. all the way leading up ed sheeran greatest hits: math u dont give 2 shits about

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

if youre terrified of losing a stable system thats done nothing but teach you to answer prompts and has based your value as a person on your skill at bubbling the correct answer and you really wanna show it

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

*Clap, clap.*

what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”

i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel

If my jokes offend you:

- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy

Got slightly carried away whilst working on my Valentine’s Day project. These are lapel pins I might put up for sale, if anyone’s interested.